A bath or shower is never just about getting clean, it’s a moment of care carved out for ourselves. In the movies, the bathroom is a transformation chamber—a stage for meltdowns, breakthroughs, steamy monologues, murder mysteries, and award-worthy musical performances.
As we rewatch our favorite flicks, we can’t help but imagine: which Soft Services products would make the cut—lined up along the tub, sharing the screen with the main characters during these iconic shower rituals? |
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1986 |
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To prep for a jam-packed sick day off from school, Ferris Bueller would absolutely reach for Comfort Cleanse—generously pumped, of course, to sculpt his signature shower faux-hawk. A quick slather of Speed Soak post-towel-off would lock in hydration (something teenage boys notoriously lack), while keeping pace with his mischief-filled agenda. |
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S2E4, 2022 |
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Between the sneaking around, betrayal, and guilty conscience, Cassie definitely needs to keep a bottle of Clearing Mist close at hand—always. Especially when rocking synthetic party dresses and hiding out horizontally in strangers’ showers. A quick spritz between crash-outs and sweat-breaking “close ones” will help ease body acne and congestion... but it won’t do much for mending friendships. |
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2001 |
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In the bathhouse steam, Chihiro scrubs a stink monster back into a river god. As proud proponents of pro-scrub and anti-stench, we recommend a double cleanse: Comfort Cleanse to rinse off the surface pollution, then Buffing Bar to tackle the stubborn ancient funk—leaving even the crankiest spirits freshly reborn. |
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2006 |
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the world… Emperor-turned-llama-turned-student Kuzco tries to mature (though his royal court probably handled most of his hygiene). The Incas didn’t have bananas, but Kuzco would’ve been all about a royal buff-down with the exotic Green Banana Buffing Bar. As for Yzma—maybe Software Update, Theraplush, and sunscreen could help. But let’s be realistic... our products can’t fix villainous personalities or power-hungry egos. |
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1988 |
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Switching to non-animated royalty: Prince Akeem’s morning routine is nothing but regal. While we can’t offer a squad of attendants announcing, “The royal penis is clean,” Comfort Cleanse (yep, it’s safe for intimate areas) and Buffing Bar are the next-best team for the job while he’s stateside. No palace necessary—though a gold tub and a Soap Home wouldn’t hurt. And since we don’t ship internationally, he’d better fill a suitcase (or several) to bring back home to Zamunda as souvenirs. |
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2000 |
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Patrick Bateman is an easy one. High-maintenance narcissists prioritize themselves—and honestly, we could all take a note (just the prioritizing oneself, not the murdery narcissism). He’d have the full Soft Services lineup, backups included. Comfort Cleanse and Buffing Bar? Working overtime to scrub away his sins. And there’s no way he’d be caught dry and crusty—he’s absolutely hoarding a jumbo-sized Carea Cream that he had custom made. Don’t look at us, we didn’t approve the order.
Ever the preservationist, he’d be religious about Software Update and Theraplush, right up until the moment he eventually gets caught. We hear there’s no retinol in the clink. |
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